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90,000 PAGEVIEW WINNER!

Journal Entry: Thu Oct 26, 2006, 8:24 AM

Mood: Mortified
Reading: MONSTER!
Watching: Flintstones Cartoon series 2

We got a winner for the 90,000th Pageview Contest!

The rules were to describe in words a monster and I will draw it up.Congrats!

So here is an abridged version of what he picked for the contest, this one should be a challenge and fun to draw....

How about a snake head, with a body of a... PANTERA!

With scales like feathers, with a stone texture, big fangs, not a bifid snake tounge, just a long one, red glowing eyes, and a Tentacled hairy beard... or a normal beard with tentacles in there, the beard well... it has to be purple with hot pink tentacles, or sumthing like that.

He needs to fly, so let's give him some Crow wings and finally let's build him some more details.

He will need a Big cool Helmet, a really cool viking helmet, with horns and spikes and all that cool stuff vikings have and a biiiiiiiiiiiiig Axe...

And finally... for his feather stone scales let's give him some corpse rotten green... sumthing pale and kind of fluorecent in some parts.

... Today I found a message from a ghost embedded in my journal!!!!

3 spiteful monsters,
blackened hearts of fire
2 sadistic Freaks
twisted with desire
1 sinful witch,
burning brightly on a pyre

This may as well be nothing but numbers as far as searching for clues goes for me. I have no idea. Its just a kids rhyme right? Silly ghost.

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Devious Comments

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joy 1 1

~~wow 0 0~~

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

neutral 2 2

~Dr-Twistid Oct 26, 2006, 8:35:38 AM

should be interesting to see this creature once it is birthed by your imagination

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Dr. Twistids Realm of Madness
Poke it with a stick and watch it twitch

*Steelpengu Oct 26, 2006, 8:41:37 AM

Wow. Pure wow. He's putting you to work. He's making you his personal art beeyotch. And I can't wait to see the sweet beastly love this coupling will produce.

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I flirt with fine art. She tells me that she's not that kind of girl, and I tell her that's because she needs one more drink.

Opinions are not reflex actions.

~Kejoco Oct 26, 2006, 9:52:55 AM

green corpse-like stone feathers????

good luck!

~RainKing101 Oct 26, 2006, 10:48:56 AM

HAHAHA! I can't wait!

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I've never had an imaginary friend that I didn't have to kill.

~anthem-to-sorrow Oct 26, 2006, 10:59:10 AM

I swear... i was not in drugs...

hahahahaha

xD!!!

~elementc Oct 26, 2006, 1:05:41 PM

Well I guess as long as you weren't standing IN them while you were DOING them everything is okay.

GOD I REALLY HATE PURPLE THOUGH!!

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の＿の This gun is the best gun ever. -- Revolver Ocelot

~anthem-to-sorrow Oct 26, 2006, 2:18:23 PM

hahahahahahah xD!!!

Zim's eyes are purple with hot pink *rolls eyes* hahahahha

~Magical-Munk Oct 26, 2006, 2:31:01 PM

The viking helmet would a little out the ordinary, but that was to be expected. Can't wait to see it.

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Live in San Fransisco, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in the New York City, but leave before it makes you rough.

I play Runescape, believe it.

~anthem-to-sorrow Oct 26, 2006, 3:10:12 PM

yup... can you imagine that?

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Oct 31, 2009 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! and other stuff
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Jul 21, 2008 T-SHIRTS! WEREWOLVES! Strange Cases!
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Jun 14, 2008 BACK FROM EMMYS!

There are voices in your head. No, not just a conscience, but real voices other than your own. In fact there are hundreds... no... thousands of voices. All talking at once. Please make them stop. PLEASE STOP THEM! How would you?

36%

154 deviants said Put on headphones, turn the volume to the max and scream "I CANT HEAR YOU!"

16%

66 deviants said OTher? Please explain.

13%

56 deviants said Grab a soldering iron and burn a hole through your skull to let them free.

10%

43 deviants said Stick your fingers to your eyes and gauge them out. Then start digging in the sockets to find these little people talking to you.

10%

42 deviants said Start taking lots of Tylenol. One pill for each voice you hear.

34 deviants said Light your scalp on fire. Fire kills ALL evil.

30 deviants said Go to the corner of your computer desk and start slamming your face into the corner. You need a distraction.

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