He lives up in the mountains
where the ice and cold winds blow.
He's meaner and he's uglier than anyone you know.
He sees the village women
from the cave where he resides
He cuts 'em, fucks 'em, bucks 'em.
And then he tans their hides. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from I don't know!
They say there ain't no killin' him.
A hundred men have tried.
They tried to bring him in alive.
And a hundred men have died.
With big yellow teeth,
and green greasy eyes,
he cuts their tits and pops their zits
and then he tans their hides. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from i don't know!
He broke into the house last night
when I wasn't home.
His eyes were breathin' fire
and his mouth was drippin' foam.
He stole all my records
and drove off in the car.
He screwed the pooch and drank my hooch,
and broke my jelly jar. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from i don't know!
...you need your own television show. One of those "Masters of Horror" ish one-hour specials where we get a new dose of your horror awesomeness every week. Either that or an action figure line, I would go broke getting some of this stuff.
it reminds me a little of that movie "wrong turn" i think that what its called! its the one where the basic teens make a wrong turn somewhere, hence the title!
movie, well sucks, but it has some good deaths where the insane cut people from the mouth than from the typical neck slits! and theres a pretty good scene where the retardly insane also start to hack a body apart! but dont a good story line its that same ol' same ol'! but always a good film to watch teens get abused and murdered!
Yea, I saw that movie at the theatre and remember being dissappointed with it. I was excited for a new inbred mutant movie but wasn't into the the whole teen-slasher feel to it. I was happily surprised when I saw Hill Have Eyes remake.
so was i so far one of the best recent ones ive seen!!!!
just that one packed full scene was just out of this world! its like a guys is watch than explotion "wow" than "wow" again than anothor "wow" and "wow""wow"! its like a guys gets smacked in the face with so much action in one scene that ur like holy shit stop...slow down...but nooo..keep it goin! it was just surprisin like u said! and a good surprise to be exact!
he looks like my brother billy
we locked him in the basement because he tried to eat our animals.
after eating table scraps and recieving sever beatings with a wooden spoon for years and years he ended up like this.
he escaped last month and wouldnt you know it. the only thing we found missing was an ax.
the only criticism i have to offer is that if he had that much blood on his hands i think it would be dripping off his gnarled knuckles like it is on the ax but it looks great