He lives up in the mountains
where the ice and cold winds blow.
He's meaner and he's uglier than anyone you know.
He sees the village women
from the cave where he resides
He cuts 'em, fucks 'em, bucks 'em.
And then he tans their hides. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from I don't know!
They say there ain't no killin' him.
A hundred men have tried.
They tried to bring him in alive.
And a hundred men have died.
With big yellow teeth,
and green greasy eyes,
he cuts their tits and pops their zits
and then he tans their hides. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from i don't know!
He broke into the house last night
when I wasn't home.
His eyes were breathin' fire
and his mouth was drippin' foam.
He stole all my records
and drove off in the car.
He screwed the pooch and drank my hooch,
and broke my jelly jar. And I said Whoa! Where he comes from i don't know!